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Joke of the Day
"What did Bruce Banner get after having sex with as prostitute? a HULK RASH!!!!"
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"What do you call a bored motherfucker? Grandpa"
"What's the difference between an old-time organ grinder and a heroin addict? One has a monkey on a leash and the other has a monkey on his back."
"Your overexposure to Korean pop music last year will be nothing compared to your overexposure to Korean nuclear radiation this year."
"Have you heard about the two gay ghosts? They gave each other the willies."
"What do you call a flying Jew Smoke"
"A vampire walks into a bar... and orders a cup of hot water. The bartender asks ""I thought you guys only drink blood?"" The vampire pulls out a used tampon and says, ""I'm making tea."""
"Since the world is doing reposts. ""Knock knock"" you: ""Who's there?"" me: ""hoo"" you: ""Who's hoo?"" me: ""What're you, an owl?"""
"John Travolta looks like the type of guy that would leave his toupee in a truck stop urinal for hours and then wear it to a musical."
"I've been on my best behavior ever since the words ""you can be charged as an adult"" applied to me"