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Joke of the Day
"People who take tons of photos of themselves Have no selfie control"
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"Hmm. Nissan Altima TV commercial boasts NASA inspired zero-gravity seats. But if you're in zero gravity, you don't need seats"
"My son was born without eye lids My son was born with out eye lids, so when they circumcised him they used his foreskin as new eye lids. He's alright now, just a little cock-eyed"
"So my friend who has multiple personalities called me yesterday. My Caller I.D. exploded....."
"At first it was ""Okay"" and then ""ok"" and now ""k"" and soon it will disappear and you'll all regret it."
"The Greatest Joke of our generation #blacklivesmatter"
"What did the handyman do... when he got his girlfriend in bed with him for the first time? He screwed, nutted, and bolted."
"What's Tarzan's favourite Christmas song? Jungle bells."
"Dogs are ""practice babies"" and cats are ""practice ex-girlfriends you still have to share an apartment with."""
"The worst thing about being single is wondering if I'll ever have kids. Like, what if I just keep making money & having fun forever? Scary!"