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Joke of the Day
"What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang Rape"
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"Hello 911? ""What's your emergency?"" You work in a building? ""Yes"" Inside? ""Yes WHAT'S YOUR EM-"" So you're saying 911's an inside job?!"
"Why do irish fried beans only have 239 beans? Because the extra bean would be too farty."
"How many dead babies does it take to fill up my house? One more."
"They told me to keep it in my pants... But it was too hard. Happy Valentine's Day folks!"
"Today, I started on my second million dollars! I gave up on my first."
"*at a restaurant* Don't be awkward, don't be awkward Waitress: how's the food? Me: yes"
"(Quick one-liner joke:) Why are pretty women like pianos? Because when they're not upright, they're grand!"
"chocolate just tastes better when you pretend a fat German kid drowned in it"
"Why German Loves Americans why do Germans love Americans? because Americans are the most hated people in the world now."