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Joke of the Day

"Why did no one come to the ghost's party? [OC] The h was in charge of the invitations."

"Aliens are in space right now watching all these movies where Tom Cruise defeats them, and they are laughing so hard one just peed a little."

"I know why Hogwarts doesn't have math class. They have a magical device for it. It's called a calculator."

"You gotta hand it to blind prostitutes Literally"

"Did you know that diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans."

"Lightning never strikes twice in one place. Chuck Norris wont let it."

"listen, officer - t h e o r e t i c a l l y - would I still get a carpool lane ticket if I have a body in the trunk"

"Adam and Eve are in the Garden of Eden... and they decide to bathe in the river. God shows up and sees Eve washing her vagina and shouts, ""No! Now all of the fish are going to smell like that!"""

"How do vampires like their tea? With a old tampon in it."

"What's a blind person's least favorite theme park? Seaworld"