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Joke of the Day

"Did you know that if you laid the entirety of my intestines out in a straight line you'd likely be incarcerated for many years?"

"I'm usually exited for winter... But then I get cold feet."

"Why did China write such a shit constitution? Because two Wongs can't make a right!"

"Watching the olympic 100m is like witnessing a crime You hear a gunshot and a second after you see 8 black guys running away."

"I have six words for you."

"Instead of a flask I keep a small kitten in my jacket pocket that I pull out for a quick pet whenever I need a pick-me-up."

"Why can't ducks tell jokes when they fly? Cause they would quack up."

"What do you call a person who uses multiple accounts to upvote their own memes? Unidank"

"Kid 1 swallows coin= rush to ER Kid 2 swallows coin= wait til it passes Kid 3 swallows coin= deduct from allowance."

"At first my business of selling airplanes struggled quite a bit But then it took off."