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Joke of the Day

"Boy, do I love soccer It's the only sport where the fans are tougher then the players."

"Batman stands high on a ledge over Gotham... ""This is high. How did I get up here again? This is fun, I'm fun. I'm dressed up like a bat."""

"There once was a soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray... He is now a seasoned veteran."

"If you love someone, let them go. If they come back, it's because no one else wanted them."

"Starting a dating site for old farts like me calling it carbon dating."

"Officer: have you been drinking? Me: no sir 0: you were swerving M: Twitter O: oh, I'm on Twitter what's your handle M: yes, I was drinking"

"A naked man covered head to toe in saran wrap goes to see a psychologist. He says, ""Doc, something's wrong. I think I'm going crazy!"" The psychologist replies, ""Well I can clearly see your nuts."""

"Make sure that nobody ever invades your personal space by constantly hula hooping wherever you go."

"What do you call Bees that make milk? Boobies I'm so sorry, it's late and my friend just told this joke to me."

"Inspirational Tweet: Found the sock gone missing 7 weeks ago in today's clean laundry. Sometimes they come back, people. Keep the faith."