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Joke of the Day

"Why do geologists perform so well during intercourse? They really know how to make bedrock."

"What was Poppin Fresh's new name after he was put into the witness protection program? John Dough"

"What do you call a supernatural goose riding a bike seeking vengeance? Goose Rider"

"I was thinking about quitting ciggaretes But my mom always taught me not to be a quitter"

"If Santa knows who's being bad, maybe he could have given us a heads-up during the early planning stages of the Holocaust."

"Why is Diego's slogan ""Go Diego Go"" It was the last thing his mother said before she got shot by the border patrol"

"My first time watching the women's Olympic vollyball last night, one minute in there was already a wrist injury. I'm better today though, no worries."

"Please Help! I've got a medical condition where I can't discern between the letter ""b"" and the letters ""th"". Oops, wrong bread."

"Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class."

"On the the first day of Christmas, my true love sent to me.. Nothing. I don't have a girlfriend."