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Joke of the Day
"On the the first day of Christmas, my true love sent to me.. Nothing. I don't have a girlfriend."
Next Joke
"Don't commit suicide, that's how people get killed."
"What do you call a retarded five year old chained to a slab with his asshole lubed up? ""Daddy."""
"My kids are always accusing me of having a ""favorite child"" which is ridiculous because I don't really like any of them."
"We all make fun of Kristen Stewart for her wide variety of facial expressions, but she'd probably kick all our asses in poker."
"How to die with dignity. 1. Grab your dignity with your right hand. 2. Die"
"Why did the blind lady fall into the well? Because she couldn't see that well."
"*I describe my lost cat to the cops* Sketch Artist: *draws my cat* Detective Dog: *adds WANTED DEAD OR ALIVE beneath the picture*"
"Doctor doctor I feel dead from the waist down. I'll arrange for you to be halfburied."
"How much energy does it take to create a rap star? 1.21 Jigga whats."