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Joke of the Day
"What's the similarity between American beer and making love in a canoe? Fucking close to water"
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"Sometimes I'll catch my reflection in a mirror and I'll be like, ""oh no, that can't be right."""
"Hey Goku, with how many women have you been with? - Just with Chi-Chi, and you Krillin? - With 18"
"An atheist, a Crossfitter, and a vegan walk into a bar. I know because they posted it repeatedly on Facebook."
"There will be no screen names left for our children's children."
"My son got very excited about all the toys he found when I cleaned behind the couch, I should have waited till Christmas morning to do that"
"What is the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle? A tire"
"It's kind of funny how so many people think that being gay is a choice but being fat isn't"
"What do you think of wearing a straight jacket? I think I could pull it off"
"snowflakes are like vaginas... each one unique... and I like them on my tongue.."