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Joke of the Day

"An atheist, a Crossfitter, and a vegan walk into a bar. I know because they posted it repeatedly on Facebook."

"There's no place like home. (to poop)"

"What sort of a car has your dad got? I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas."

"why isn't there a sprite history month"

"You know what is blown out of proportions? Overweight suicide bombers."

"The Albanian planted lightbulbs in his garden. He heard that tulips grew from bulbs."

"What is a pirates favorite letter? Arrrr, but his true love be the sea"

"A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and says... ""Five beers please."""

"Black magic is kinda racist, but it's better than nigga wizardry"

"What do you get when you cross.... .... the DNA of a human with the DNA of a goat? Kicked out of the petting zoo."