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Joke of the Day
"What do you think of wearing a straight jacket? I think I could pull it off"
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"Q: How do you keep a ghoul from biting his nails? A: Replace the nails with screws."
"Why do blondes have bruises around their belly buttons? Because blonde guys are stupid too."
"What noise annoys a noisy oyster? A noisy noise annoys a noisy oyster."
"GEEK BOOTY CALL... ALLERGIES I'm allergic to three things: cheese, pollen and not being with you."
"Michael Jackson jokes are so childish"
"Name two things that are black and blue and had sex Bill Cosby with his sweater and his accuser"
"We live in an age where mentioning you read a book seems a little bit like you're showing off."
"What is a difference between Jesus and a Picture of Jesus? It takes one nail to hang a picture."
"Nintendo should come out with a sequel to X and Y... It'll be called ""The Extra Chromosome"""