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Joke of the Day
"I've hated dentists way before they started killing lions."
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"It's like Grandma used to say, ""All men are hilarious, until you marry one."""
"Did you hear about the Italian chef that died? He pasta way, but his food will become a pizza history."
"Two Deer walk out of a gay bar... One Deer turns to the other and says ""I can't believe I blew 30 bucks in there"""
"What disease causes people to swear at the dinner table? Gilles de la gourmette"
"I used to hate toe fungus... But now it's really growing on me"
"How can you tell if a woman is faking an orgasm? Who cares"
"What part does Woody Harrelson want to be remembered for most? Harrelson's woodie."
"What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are a dollar-fifty, and deer nuts are under a buck."
"I was banned from the gym for taking home a dumbbell. ""Free weights,"" my ass!"