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Joke of the Day

"What disease causes people to swear at the dinner table? Gilles de la gourmette"

"You can't spell dad without a"

"How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They're all to busy beating the room for being black!"

"Why don't we elect fat presidents any more? Because they don't run."

"Light a fire for a man and keep him warm for a day. Light a man on fire and keep him warm for the rest of his life."

"Did you hear about the Indian who drank too much tea? Yep, he died in his tea pee."

"A Game of Thrones Joke What do Theon Greyjoy and Justin Timberlake have in common? A dick in a box."

"My daughter asked me if opposite day is real. I said yes. Because, you know. Opposite."

"Stevie Wonder... I don't see what his problem is!"

"Why do French tanks have rearview mirrors? To see the battle."