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Joke of the Day

"""A computer keyboard has more bacteria than a toilet seat."" I don't doubt it, given the shit my boss sends us in email."

"If there's a sock on my doorknob... It means I'm having sex with the other one."

"What's the only thing a feminist is going to change? The Laundry"

"Why do people shoot up schools? Because it increases the average IQ of the world. It's a public service."

"What do you get when you cross a pickle with a deer? A dill doe."

"So, it is clear now that the only person who can stop a Trump presidency is Hillary Clinton... ...by conceding in favour of Bernie Sanders."

"Why is there no gambling in Africa? Too many cheetahs"

"Did you guys hear about the kidnapping today? It's okay though, he woke up."

"I had a joke about bones... I cant remember the punchline but i remember it was really humerous"

"Why did the melon insist on having a big wedding? Because it cantaloupe."