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Joke of the Day
"If there's a sock on my doorknob... It means I'm having sex with the other one."
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"[Drug Deal] How do I know ur not a cop? ""If I was a cop would I do this?"" *Starts break dancing* That's not as much proof as you think it is"
"How do we know dolphins are the only other animals that have sex for pleasure? They pull out."
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"What would you call a terrible piece of gold? Absolutely Auful!"