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Joke of the Day
"If there's a sock on my doorknob... It means I'm having sex with the other one."
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"A Mexican performs a magic trick. He tells the audience he'll disappear on the count of 3. He says, ""Uno, dos..."" and then *poof* ... he disappeared without a tres!"
"When I was a kid 'friends with benefits' meant that kid had a nintendo."
"Pony: ""I love hay so much I-"" Dad: ""Why don't you marry it, ya big nerd?"" *pony grows up* *becomes Horse Emperor* *legalizes hay marriage*"
"How many hippies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Hippies don't screw in lightbulbs...they screw in dirty sleeping bags."
"I think I finally found your G-Spot. It's been in my wallet the whole time."
"I needed a password at least eight characters long ... ... so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs..."
"Postmodernism pun Hi all, I'm trying to come up with a clever pun on postmodernism but I'm stumped. Does anyone have any clever puns on postmodernism?"
"What do you call a hooker with a runny nose? Full."