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Joke of the Day
"I had a joke about bones... I cant remember the punchline but i remember it was really humerous"
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"What did the egg say to the pot of boiling water? It might take a while for me to get hard, I was just laid by a chick."
"Let them know how much you care. This holiday season, say it with a mass text."
"The Queen doesn't like to speak about the paedophiles in her court... They're all touchy subjects."
"What do they say about a rapper who stole a dictionary? He got a way with words."
"NASA's JUNO Probe finally reached Jupiter after ~5 year journey exactly halfway to its journey to Uranus."
"What do you call an anti-diuretic wine? Penot More"
"They say firemen are courageous because they run into burning buildings to get things out. So do black dudes during a riot."
"How do you call Bob the Builder when he is unemployed? Bob"
"What do you call Bruno Mars? Michael Jackson the third."