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Joke of the Day

"therapist: ""remember there are no stupid questions"" wife: ""okay"" therapist: ""keith you start"" me: ""do sharks ever need to have a bath?"""

"If you can't enjoy sex when I sing Ladysmith Black Mambazo, we either need to hire 9 black men or have the racism talk."

"In the song ""Fancy,"" why do Iggy Azalea and Charli XCX sing about getting drunk on the mini bar? Because they only wanted to get a little drunk."

"btw, my linkedin endorsements for ""Dreamweaver"" are for me singing the song Dreamweaver and not for using that software"

"What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice."

"Hillary demands that Trump release his tax returns Trump says - I'll email them to you."

"How can you tell if a hippie has been at your house? He's still there."

"Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70? because she gets a frog in her throat at 69."

"Now that Gay Marriage is legal in all states I can finally get married as a solid, liquid, or gas."

"Having dinner with my phone and some people."