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Joke of the Day

"Today in 1892, JRR Tolkien was born. He wrote about all the horrible things that will happen if you put a ring on it."

"What is dill bread made from? Dill dough."

"When someone tells me, ""I think of you as family,"" I assume I'm about to be yelled at for something that happened 10 years ago."

"A Dirty Limerick (NSFW) There once was a girl named Betty, That said that she loved confetti, So I shot my man-goo, Through a fan where it blew, And sprayed her white as a yeti"

"Karma is like a rubber-band...it can only stretch so far before it comes back and smacks you in the face!"

"What do toilet paper and the star ship enterprise have in common They both circle Uranus and battle klingons"

"Why does carbon monoxide smell like fjbsjko"

"A necktie and a hat are sitting on a coat rack.... The hat says, ""you can hang around if you want, but I'm gonna go on a head. """

"Why did the T-Rex go extinct? He had a reptile dysfunction."

"Girl, is your dad Louis Vuitton? Because you have such big bags under your eyes. Wait am I doing this right"