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Joke of the Day
"A National Treasure where Nicholas Cage has to find the model number on a 15 year old dishwasher."
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"Who's Boss? Boss is like a diaper always on your ass and full of Sh*t...!!"
"I tried on a Trojan Magnum...its really hard to breathe in those things."
"Latvian Joke One Latvian comes to other Latvian. First say ""is that potato? Will buy."" Second Latvian say ""No, is wife."" Both men sad."