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Joke of the Day
"What is Iron Man when he removes his suit? Stark naked."
Next Joke
"What do a Tupperware designer and a horny walrus have in common? They're both looking for a tight seal."
"If we could harness the fake enthusiasm put towards wishing people a happy birthday on Facebook, we could power half the planet."
"It's amazing how patiently people will wait in line behind you when you're buying tampons."
"How to keep an idiot busy (answer is in the description) How to keep an idiot busy (answer is in the title)."
"HER: You've run over my dog ME: I'm so sorry HER: You're gonna have to replace him ME: [imagines finally being called a good boy] yes please"
"What to you call Batman and Robin after they've been run over by a car? Flatman and Ribbon"
"How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb? Two: one to change it and another one to change it back again."
"How much does automail cost? An arm and a leg."
"the divorce rate among my socks is astonishing"