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Joke of the Day
"What is a name for a female lawyer? Sue"
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"I dated a girl that wore a mood ring. When happy it would be a pretty blue colour. When she was mad it made a big oval mark on my forehead."
"I just bought a device that makes my car 95% quieter! It fits perfectly over her mouth."
"What did the German baker say to greet his customers? Gluten tag!"
"At this point, the most shocking outfit Lady Gaga could wear is a t-shirt and jeans."
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"what do you call a guy who cries when he masturbates? a tear-jerker"
"Mickey Mouse goes to divorce court to divorce Minnie... The Judge says ""so you want to Divorce your wife because she's crazy?"" Mickey replies ""No, what I said was She's F&#@ing Goofy."""
"a rock fell out my pocket and i crouched down to find it and a bunch of people helped like i lost a contact. had to pretend it wasn't a rock"
"What do cats eat for breakfast? Mice Krispies."