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Joke of the Day

"Why Do Sorority Girls Travel In Packs Of 1, 3, 5 or 7? Because they can't even."

"Hey, I have an idea. Instead of complaining about your auto-correct every day, how about going into your settings & turning it the fcuk off?"

"A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and announces: ""I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."""

"What did Trump say to Hillary when she told him a joke? ""You're Hillaryus"" I'll walk myself out..."

"""outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend"" ""inside of a dog, its too dark to read""-Groucho Marx"

"Syria is wherever the Syrians are in Europe"

"I don't always give women orgasms, but when I do... I let them swallow."

"Firestien just came out with a new Jewish tire. It not only stops on a dime, it picks it up too."

"Mom mom! Is light edible? Because I just heard dad tell our neighbour to turn it off so he could shove it down her throat"

"[ice cream parlor] WIFE: I'll have two scoops of vanilla ME: me too, u could say I want an WIFE AND CLERK: please don't ME: ice cream clone"