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Joke of the Day
"If an honest man says he has to use the bathroom He's full of shit."
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"- ""I love Beyonce... - Whatever floats your boat mate. - No, you're thinking of 'buoyancy'. - ..."""
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"What computer says ""hello"" A Dell"
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"I've been addicted to eating the Thanksgiving leftovers... ...so I decided to quit cold turkey."
"I would tell a chemistry joke.. But all the good ones Argon"