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Joke of the Day
"Knock knock... Who's there? *sigh* Mormons..."
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"I saw a documentary about how ships are held together It was riveting"
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"What do you call an Australian who's prejudiced against grains? A riceist. (It sounds better when you say it aloud)"
"I'm sick and tired of all the hipsters on /r/Gifs.. They're always saying things like.. ""The video was better""."
"I can't spell armugedon... But it's not the end of the world."
"What's green and sits on the porch? Paddy O'Furniture. Happy St. Patrick's Day!"
"'What I'm about to say is extremely important!!' -Drunk people"
"I only make good posts when I'm drunk... Today I celebrate 5 years sober"
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