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Joke of the Day
"What did one plane said to the other plane? Can I crash at your place?"
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"Put a load into the dryer and had to twist every dial to correct setting. I won't lie to you: it made me feel like a Space Captain"
"This guy went for an interview with Buzzfeed What happened next will shock you"
"What do you call a duck traveling south that enters a time warp and meets itself traveling north? A pair of ducks."
"It puts the lotion in the basket. Then it calls the wife to make sure it's the right brand so it doesn't get the hose again."
"Where do otters come from? Otter Space!"
"Why Can't the Guy Addicted to Brake Fluid Quit? He couldn't stop."
"The FBI announce Hillary's indictment on April Fools"
"Astronaut Booty Call... Crater My unit would like to explore your crater."
"The MAN makes the BIG decisions. The WOMAN makes the LITTLE decisions... Married over 16 years, haven't made a BIG decision yet."