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Joke of the Day
"Astronaut Booty Call... Crater My unit would like to explore your crater."
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"""This custard-filled donut will be bought... by a murderer!"" -The Eclairvoyant"
"Remember, Christmas isn't about how big your tree is, or what's under it. It's about who's around it."
"If you ask me, NASCAR would be much more entertaining if the drivers had had as much to drink as the fans."
"My Friend Has A Dyslexic Skin Condition My friend has a dyslexic skin condition. He wears his blood on his sleeve."
"2 dyslexics robbing a bank. Two dyslexics run into a bank and shout: Air in the hands mother stickers this is a fuck up."
"Do you know how Jewish birds chirp? Cheap, cheap, cheap, cheap!"
"My grandfather was a boxer in the British Army. Which was completely unfair because the enemy had rifles."
"So Curtis Jackson has filed for Bankruptcy... at least he still has 50 Cent to his name."
"Chuck Norris doesn't need to wear condoms when having sex with women. Every women wants to be impregnated by Chuck Norris."