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Joke of the Day

"The MAN makes the BIG decisions. The WOMAN makes the LITTLE decisions... Married over 16 years, haven't made a BIG decision yet."

"Just for once I wanna be able to say ""It wasn't my fault"" without 4 people breaking down why it was my fault"

"Snoop Dogg repackaged himself as Snoop Lion, and then went on to become Snoop Carrot, The first rapper who is also a raw carrot"

"Facebook needs a button that's the equivalent of kicking someone under the table to stop them from making a fool of themselves."

"From the looks of your eyebrows, your shock collar must have malfunctioned."

"Donald Trump is Mac user He's definitely not PC"

"Give me one reason why I shouldn't pass this math class ""You held up 2 fingers just now"" Ok then give me that many reasons"

"A while ago, I had an idea for a movie about the invention of the airplane It's been really hard getting it off the ground"

"What is the fastest animal in the world? The Ethiopian chicken."

"National no bra day wasn't as successful as the creators had hoped. due to sagging attendants and lack of support."