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Joke of the Day
"This guy went for an interview with Buzzfeed What happened next will shock you"
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"DUDE: first of all ME: oh shit this dude's about to make more than one point"
"Her love makes my world go round."
"Obama could eat children alone under a bridge hunched over like Gollum in a thunder storm and he'd still be better than Bush."