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Joke of the Day

"Where do otters come from? Otter Space!"

"If God wanted to impress me with his 'miracles' he would've impregnated Joesph, not a poor unwed teenage girl. That shit happens every day."

"I can tell how uncomfortable a person is just by hugging them for 17 minutes."

"What are parents that you can see through? Transparents"

"My ex just followed me on Twitter. That said: ""Say hello to Hitler for me, Mary."" *BLOCKED*"

"Why is Oklahoma so windy? Because Texas sucks and Kansas blows"

"What do you call an Islamic pilot? A pilot, you racist."

"What's the difference between a snowwoman and a snowman? Snowballs."

"There are 10 types of people in this world... Those who understand binary, those who don't, and those who didn't expect this joke to be in base 3."

"What is it called when a thief steals a purse, runs into the street, then gets run over? *Car*ma"