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Joke of the Day
"What's a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?"
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"How are Bill Cosby and Santa Claus similar They both only come when your sleeping"
"Hubs: Kids are still asleep! Know what that means? Me: We have to be quick! *Runs to the hidden box of Cocoa Puffs and pours 2 big bowls*"
"What do you call a black political figure? A *coon*gressman"
"Why did Kermit the Frog split with Ms. Piggy? Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)"
"Some of you should be ashamed of yourselves. You know who you are. I probably should be too, but this isn't about me."
"Just saw two homeless men hitting each other with pieces of cardboard. Pillow fight!!"
"Honey.... Where are my paaannts.??"
"On medication is the BEST time to operate heavy machinery"
"I had Chinese German food Hour later I was hungry for power"