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Joke of the Day
"What does a boy get every month, but a girl doesn't. A paycheck"
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"Why was the church opposed to fire on torches? It was heat-on-a-stick."
"An Elderly Couple were Watching TV They died."
"In the south, you're either ghetto, or a farmer. You can't be both, otherwise... *It's racism.*"
"Sex is like air; its not important unless you arent getting any."
"When does a heterosexual man leave a gay bar? Straight away."
"Victim (to mugger): But my watch isn't any good it only has sentimental value. Mugger: That's all right. I'm sentimental."
"What did the fish say when he hit concrete? Dam(n)."
"[Call from cell company] We can give you 15 gigs for $100 Me: Excellent! *Puts the band back together"
"Have you heard the Joke about Hiroshima? I hear it's explosive...."