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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a timid person that uses Snapchat? A snapping turtle!"
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"[panting, 5 minutes into sex] It's okay, just go on without me"
"The car you buy should say something about you, and not just ramble on about itself like you're not even there."
"Well...well...well Welcome to stutter class"
"Wanna hear a joke? Feminism (I'm going to hell anyway, the least i can do is have fun on the way)"
"Transsexuals just aren't what they used to be"
"Why did the milking stool only have three legs? Because the cow has the udder"
"What was the favorite food of the thrifty Italian who loved contractions? A pasta free."
"Why is stevie wonder always smiling He doesn't know hes black yet"
"My grandfather developed cancer in his early twenties. He is considered to be the most evil scientist that ever lived."