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Joke of the Day
"If your mule ate my prize winning bird, what would you have? My 3 foot cock in your ass!"
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"Knock knock Who's There? Olive. Olive who? Olive my jokes are bad."
"French bakers hate me... ...I feel their pain."
"There are two types of people: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data... ..."
"One in every 2 and a half men is HIV positive."
"I think I am going to buy a whiteboard.... They're simply remarkable."
"Harry Potter fans: I wanna go to Hogwarts. Narnia fans: I wanna go to Narnia. Hunger Games fans: Nope I'm good.."
"What's Pharma Bro's favorite musical? Rent."
"This morning they were out of cinnamon buns at the coffee shop so I asked for an antonym bun. I hate when people roll their eyes."
"Never judge a man 'till you've driven a mile with his wife."