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Joke of the Day
"Dandelions are just like regular lions, except they wear ascots."
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"What did the Reddit using CVS cashier say about the man buying condoms after he left... ...this guy fucks."
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"What did Jesus' disciples say when he caught all those fishes? HOLY MACKAREL!"
"I like how glasses suggest intelligence instead of broken eyes."
"Did you know: the average American spends 8,000 years of their life refilling Brita water pitchers."
"I'm turning to Reddit to help crowdsource an OC joke about defective condoms but it's all been a bust. You pricks keep poking holes in it."
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"When confronted, people in wheelchairs never seem to stand up for themselves."
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