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Joke of the Day

"What did the Reddit using CVS cashier say about the man buying condoms after he left... ...this guy fucks."

"How many aardvarks can ride on an elephant? Six... three on the back and three in the trunk!"

"I hate when people ask me what I'll be doing with my life in 5 years... I mean, come on, it's not like I have 2020 vision."

"Is it just me or do those red foil wrapped Hershey's kisses taste almost identical to the silver foil Hershey's kisses? I'll keep testing."

"Ew, I bet people who call people hipsters as an insult don't even have a favorite kombucha flavor"

"Whenever i have a headache,i take two asprins and keep away the children,like the bottle says"

"why isn't thunder called soundning"

"A man orders a coffee without cream The barista says, ""I'm sorry we don't have cream"". ""That's fine, make it without milk then."""

"Where did the dog breeder keep his savings ? In bark-lays bank !"

"Roses on your piano What's better than roses on your piano? Tulips on your organ."