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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? A hippo is very large and heavy, and a zippo is just a little lighter."

"What would you call Hispanics if everyone in the world were completely equal? Equatinos"

"Every woman is wrong until she starts crying... Then she's right."

"What do you call a black person that can fly a plane? A pilot, you racist fucks. P.S Wasn't that well received in anti-jokes, so I figured it might work better here."

"What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names!"

"Kim Jong Un called me an asshole. I retorted back that he doesn't have an asshole, which is why he is so full of shit."

"When I asked if you'd like to go out on a date sometime, I meant with me."

"I'm never mean to a girl in glasses, because she will most likely turn out to be hot and popular by the end of the movie."

"Why did Mexico reduce the number of days an American tourist can stay in their country from 180 days to 90 days ? Because after 90 days in Mexico, even they try to enter the US illegally."

"[OC] What did the asian say when he saw a line at the local soup kitchen? Ugh.... Pho queue..."