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Joke of the Day
"What would you call Hispanics if everyone in the world were completely equal? Equatinos"
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"How exactly was a black hole sun supposed to wash away the rain, Soundgarden?"
"I just poured my coffee with my left hand so it would feel like someone else was doing it."
"A guy walks into a Kinkos and asks, ""Do you have any colored printers?"" To which the clerk responds, ""It's 2016 man. You can use any printer you want."""
"There's a lot to be said about marriage, but we try not to say it in front of the children"
"Explain joke What is a bee's favorite game? Hive and seek"
"[NSFW] Gonzo turns to Kermit and says ""It's getting late, want to go eat out somewhere?"" Kermit looks at Missy Piggy and says ""I'm having pork tonight."""
"I can only handle so much of a screaming kid on a long car ride before I pull over, take them off the roof, and let them back in."
"A hearse passed me on the highway going over 100 mph... Some body was in a rush."
"Are you from Memphis? Cause you look like your parents were related."