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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names!"
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"My report card always said I was not living up to my full potential. Well, the joke's on them. That really was as good as I was going to get"
"[NSFW] What do the Zika Virus and Catholic Priests have in common? They're both giving kids a little head all over Latin America."
"Why don't cats play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs!"
"A man walks into a bar, and is torn apart in seconds. Whoops, sorry. Bear\*"
"What do you call a traveling Pope? A Roamin' Catholic."
"The entire Dutch air force was disabled this week. The pilot was sick."
"How many short term memory loss patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side.."
"If a deaf person goes to court, is it still a hearing?"
"Thor, the god of Thunder, was riding on his filly ""I'm Thor!"" he cried. The horse replied, ""Then uthe a thaddle, thilly!"""