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Joke of the Day
"My dad once told me I would make a great mime... I was speechless."
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"What is the friend zone? It's the space between girlfriend and girl friend."
"How do drugs end up in prison? They get smuggled in by some asshole."
"Your honor let the records indicate my client was upsexy Judge: what's upsexy? [lawyer whispers to defendant] quick, this is your chance"
"We came, we saw... And we were told to get out of the girls' locker room."
"I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox the cat kept covering me up."
"What time did the man go to the dentist Tooth hurt-y"