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Joke of the Day
"How do drugs end up in prison? They get smuggled in by some asshole."
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"Why was John Lennon so ashy? Because he was cremated"
"French Knock Knock Joke Frappe Frappe ! - Qui est la? Losty - Losty qui? Oui, c'est pourquoi j'ai frappe!"
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"Conjunctivitis.com... ""Conjunctivitis.com - that's a site for sore eyes"" - A Tim Vine joke, just thought I'd share."
"Anything can be sexual If you think about it long and hard enough."
"If I had a dollar for everytime a girl found me unattractive... ...they would eventually find me attractive"
"Such a sad day - a friend of mine died of heartburn Still can't believe Gaviscon"
"Chuck norris doesn't flush the toilet. He scares the shit out of it."
"Why do chicken coops only have two doors? (x-post from /r/adviceanimals) Because if they had four doors it would be a chicken sedan!"