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Joke of the Day
"North Korea reminds me of a redhead Because they both have no Seoul"
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"Why doesn't Oedipus curse? Because he kisses his mother with that mouth"
"Just found out I'm willing to drive 40mph over the speed limit to prevent a PT Cruiser from passing me."
"Sometimes you need to look for the small positives in life. Like a midget with HIV."
"If I stalked you any harder, you'd be a missing person."
"Best thing I've seen on Facebook all day: ""I thought Ariana Grande was a font."""
"Difference between a three ring circus and a strip club? One is a cunning array of stunts!"
"Superman is depressed because he has to change in dirty gas station bathrooms since the telephone booth is now extinct. Poor Superman."
"Women claim men are dogs but remember if you feed a dog his favorite food all the time, he will never leave home."
"My grandpa may be having trouble with his memory, but he still has a great sense of humor. He just told me this one: Why was the broom late for work? Because 7,8,9"