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Joke of the Day
"What is the most sensitive part on mans body while he is masturbating. His ears."
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"What rhymes with orange? No it doesn't."
"The good news is that there is baseball in heaven... The bad news is that you're pitching on Friday."
"Tourette's convention rally What do we want?! A CURE FOR TOURETTE!! When do we want it?! CUNT! SHIT! FUCK!"
"I forgot my brother's birthday last month. What did he say? Rick: Nothing yet."
"What do you call 2 people singing in Hebrew? Jewet :D"
"""Now officer, hear me out: alcohol is a depressant and cocaine is a stimulant. Therefore, mixed in equal parts, I'm basically sober!"""
"if all my friends jumped off a cliff I wouldn't do it too because cats can land on their feet they'll be fine"
"As a married man, how excited I was that I almost has a successful Steak & BJ day... The steak was delicious, but I didn't get two of my ribs removed in time."
"What happened when the chicken ate cement ? She laid a sidewalk !"