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Joke of the Day

"The good news is that there is baseball in heaven... The bad news is that you're pitching on Friday."

"What's the difference between a Taliban outpost and a Pakistani hospital? I don't know, I just fly the drone."

"Whats the difference between racism and asians? Racism has many faces."

"Did you know Hitler didn't like to eat meat? He was a vegetaryan."

"How do you starve a black person? Hide their welfare check under their work boots."

"Miss Universe pageant will be awesome when the sluts from other planets finally decide to show up."

"What's the hardest part about walking through a field of dead babies? My Dick."

"I imagine Hell is just a place where you watch a montage of people's hands you've shook that didn't wash them after they used the bathroom."

"I was thinking of becoming a railway conductor... Then I thought of all the training."

"What happens to a woman who falls down the stairs? Nothing, as long as she doesn't drop my beers"