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Joke of the Day

"As a married man, how excited I was that I almost has a successful Steak & BJ day... The steak was delicious, but I didn't get two of my ribs removed in time."

"My friend is dealing with a really severe Viagra addiction. He's having a hard time with it."

"What do you call a friend who turns a wine glass into a candle holder? An acquaintance"

"I wear my wedding ring on my middle finger to remind me of how f*cked I am"

"What do you call the international program that helps clowns with their personal space problems? Clowns Without Borders."

"Thankful that Five-Fingered Shoes company doesn't make pants."

"What's the difference between MLK day and St Patrick's day? Nobody minds being Irish for one day!!!!"

"Two fish in a tank Fish 1:Uh, Greg? Fish 2:What Fish 1:How do we drive this thing"

"Octopus 1-you up for tennis? Octopus 2- I cant my tennis elbows are actin up again Octo1-..we dont have elb Octo2- I DONT WANNA PLAY CARL"

"Did you hear about the baker who always fantasized about being a king? He walked into his bread oven room and said, ""All rise."""