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Joke of the Day

"No, please continue to talk loudly on the phone, smoke & spit next to my table. No problem! I'm just going to follow you home and kill you."

"Somewhere right now, a girl just uploaded a picture of herself saying ""Not looking good today"" after deleting the first 50 pictures she took"

"Your momma's so fat . . . She has to lift up the toilet seat to take a shit."

"I like to tell people my wife was top of her class until she learned about drugs in college. She got her degree in pharmacy and was in the top 5 in her graduating class."

"A knock-knock joke for identical twins Knock Knock Who's there? Who's. Who's who? I'm Andrew and that's Anthony."

"How do Catholic church priests stay healthy? They exorcise."

"How did the Pharaoh feel after falling for a craigslist scam? Egypt"

"Once there was a man who followed the Mongol hordes so that he could catch and sell the injured after battles. He was a mangled Mongle monger"

"What do you call an atheist in a six foot pine box? All dressed up, with no place to go."

"I like my women like I like my coffee Cold dark and bitter."