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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a dirty old bus station and a lobster with boobs? One's a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean."

"What do a bunch of celebrity nudes have in common with a stiff breeze? They both can cause reddit's servers to crash."

"Two jokes... Why did the chicken cross the road? -To get to your house. ***************** *Knock Knock* ""Who's there?"" The chicken."

"Today there was a band-aid on my plate, a bat flew in the house, & a bee stung me. Today was brought to me by the letter B."

"You don't really know someone until you observe their behavior around an unlimited salad bar."

"Divorce lawyers all over the world are rubbing their hands together in glee now that Twitter DM has a picture function."

"There are 10 types of people in the world... Those that understand Binary and those that don't."

"This guy told me that playing the voilin is the best way to calm you down. I bet he never tried smashing it over someone's head."

"Nicholas Cage was only good in FaceOff because he was played by John Travolta."

"Teacher: Megan, why are you doing your multiplication on the floor? Megan: You said we had to do it without tables!"