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Joke of the Day

"What did the Nurse say when she noticed she had a rectal thermometer in her pocket? "" Some arsehole's got my pen."""

"That pie smells so good I jizzed in my pants... I guess you could say I came to my senses."

"When your partner asks how many people you have ever slept with, answering 'what did I say the last time you asked?' is unwise, apparently."

"Have you heard about the homeless assassin? Well... I don't know anything for sure. But I heard he's a roofless killer!"

"I bet God's email spam box is filled with all the prayers from athletes."

"How I Crossed the Desert by Rhoda Camul"

"How do you make a nun pregnant? NSFW Dress her up as an altar boy."

"You know what I love about having kids? Not having them."

"Did you hear about the guy who thought he saw a fog? Apparently he was mistaken"

"What is the difference between pink and purple? The grip."