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Joke of the Day

"My Jewish girlfriend left me for a black man. Nigga stole my kike."

"""Hola! I'm Senor Coconut, children"" [cracks head on the pavement. Children scream] ""Drink me. Drink me. I'm full of vitamins and minerals"""

"""Egocentric"" is an anagram of ""Geocentric"" I guess the world really does revolve around me..."

"What is the one riddle that everyone gives up? The riddle of life!"

"A man enters a store and says: ""15 litres of wine please."" ""Did you bring a container for this?"" ""You're speaking to it."""

"What's Medusa's favorite type of cheese? *Gorgon*zola"

"""Then, the handsome prince sees her dead body laying there and has to kiss her."" ""Ummm, what?"" ""Trust me, the kids will love it."""

"While filling out a survey, I came across the gender option: Canadian... I guess you could say I'm Eh-Sexual."

"So a Jewish pedophile walks up to a kid and says ""Hey want to buy some candy?"""

"Did you guys hear about them putting Harriet Tubman on the $20 bill? To bad it is only going to be worth $12 now."