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Joke of the Day

"While filling out a survey, I came across the gender option: Canadian... I guess you could say I'm Eh-Sexual."

"I tried oscillating once. Not a fan."

"Today my girlfriend left me Because I have a Linkin Park obsession... ...But in the end it doesnt even matter..."

"Got Christmas card glitter all over me and now I can't stop stripping."

"What's the difference between a paycheck and a penis? A woman will blow one every time."

"I met a one-legged waitress at IHOP... Her name was Ilene."

"What do you call a Deer with no eyes? No eye Deer"

"My dad told me he was gay, i didnt believe him until my other dad comfirmed it"

"The Largest Organ **Q:** What's the largest organ in the human body? **A:** That depends. If you've just swallowed a Steinway and a Wurlitzer, it's probably the Steinway."

"What did the dyslexic man do when life gave him lemons? He made melon-ade"