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Joke of the Day

"""Hola! I'm Senor Coconut, children"" [cracks head on the pavement. Children scream] ""Drink me. Drink me. I'm full of vitamins and minerals"""

"Fighter plane escorts a passenger jet in to Manchester airport as the pilot reported a suspicious item on board. The United team bringing back a trophy this season."

"What do a weather man and a fat penis doctor have in common? They are both meteorologists. (Works better spoken)"

"Why do lesbians shop at Sports Authority? Because they don't like Dick's."

"Can't wait to start my New Years resolution in 2018!"

"Why is reddit called reddit Because everyone keeps reposting the same stuff."

"What does 90-year-old pussy taste like? Depends."

"Santa went to the doctor's Santa Claus went to the doctor's with a mince pie stuck up his arse. The doctor took one look at it and said ""no worries, I can give you some cream for that."""

"1) Print out all your favstar trophies and fold them so they are 2D 2) Put them on your mantle 3) Invite dad over 4) Become favorite son"

"What's the most encouraging calisthenic? Chin-ups!"